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da_president
14 January 2010 @ 04:14 pm
13 September 2009 @ 07:25 pm
This must be some kind of a mistake!! I'm a very important businessman!! I can't be a janitor!! I hire other people to do this stuff!! I don't know anything about cleaning!!
What kind of enormous dolt came up with this ridiculous idea?!
What kind of enormous dolt came up with this ridiculous idea?!
08 July 2009 @ 11:23 am
The carnival certainly was fascinating. I had quite a fun time while I was there!
Though... has anyone seen Olimar recently? A strange event occured while I was speaking to him at the carnival. I believe that he has been... kidnapped. By ninjas.
Though... has anyone seen Olimar recently? A strange event occured while I was speaking to him at the carnival. I believe that he has been... kidnapped. By ninjas.
21 June 2009 @ 07:37 pm
Ah, this planet seems so peaceful now. Not at all like my last visit here. It was a struggle just to survive! Vicious creatures, everywhere! Why, I bet if it weren't for the Pikmin, I wouldn't be here talking right now. Though, I wonder what ever happened to them. They were quite good workers, I'm sure I could still get plenty of use out of them. I wonder if Olimar knows? He's known the Pikmin longer and been here longer than I have, I'm sure he would have found out by now. I should ask him sometime.
11 June 2009 @ 06:46 pm
[Private to Olimar]
Olimar, I've got some plans for today's Business class, but I need someone else helping out. Would you mind stopping over and helping out?
Olimar, I've got some plans for today's Business class, but I need someone else helping out. Would you mind stopping over and helping out?
02 June 2009 @ 08:17 pm
Ah, that cruise was quite nice, wasn't it? Yes, very relaxing.
But now, down to business, quite literally! Your first Business class will be on Thursday! I hope to see you all there!
But now, down to business, quite literally! Your first Business class will be on Thursday! I hope to see you all there!
26 May 2009 @ 03:53 am
Dear, oh dear. I can hardly believe I've had to resort to this to make ends meet now.
Anyway, my name is Mr. President. I'm the President of Hocotate Freight, a deep space, long haul shipping company! Perhaps you've heard of it? Or of me, from some of my ex-employees, Olimar and Louie? I'm going to be your new Business teacher! I'll teach you everything you need to know on how to successfully start and operate a business!
[Private to Olimar and Louie]
Olimar, Louie, you DOLTS!! How could you both just leave the company like that, to go to school?! Without you, I can barely make ends meet!! Just what were you thinking?! I might have seen this coming from Louie, but you, Olimar? I'd never expect something like this from my highest employee. You practically dropped off the face of Hocotate. Actually, you DID drop off the face of Hocotate!! What do you have to say for yourself?
Anyway, my name is Mr. President. I'm the President of Hocotate Freight, a deep space, long haul shipping company! Perhaps you've heard of it? Or of me, from some of my ex-employees, Olimar and Louie? I'm going to be your new Business teacher! I'll teach you everything you need to know on how to successfully start and operate a business!
[Private to Olimar and Louie]
Olimar, Louie, you DOLTS!! How could you both just leave the company like that, to go to school?! Without you, I can barely make ends meet!! Just what were you thinking?! I might have seen this coming from Louie, but you, Olimar? I'd never expect something like this from my highest employee. You practically dropped off the face of Hocotate. Actually, you DID drop off the face of Hocotate!! What do you have to say for yourself?